The red pineapple of Doom

The Red Pineapple of DOOM

                                                                                                           

Many years ago, at Caligula’s 50th Birthday, a mysterious shadow left a pineapple, as red as blood, with these words imprinted “For the most gruesome of them all”. Three gods wished it: Ares, Simus and Osamus. A furious battle between them was followed next. Mortals from all over the world joined them making the first armies of history, and making the 3 gods, the first commanders. Bloody battles all over the world started the first war of all time. The war lasted decades and took the lifes of many mortals. At the end, the army commanded by Ares left triumphant, making him the God of War. When he went to claim his reward, the pineapple rot as soon as he touched it. The mysterious shadow left laughing. He caused a war, with just a pineapple. That’s why, where there’s a reason to fight, and there’s men, there’s war.